Avert Your Eyes Children!
August 2, 2008
The words “Bill Belichick” and “sex tape” should never be in the same sentence. But they are.
Way. Too. Much. Information… (shudder)
Trading Black Hats for White Ones — Or Not?
July 24, 2008
Duane Thomas once commented that the Dallas Cowboys have never won anything without controversy. Thomas of course generated his fair share of it, but he has a point. Let’s look at some of the Cowboys’ championship seasons and consider the distractions that accompanied each one:
1971 — 1970 Rookie of the Year Thomas is traded during the preseason, has his trade to New England reversed after a bustup with Pats’ coach John Mazur, returns and then plays the season without speaking to his teammates. Meanwhile, Tom Landry employs a quarterback rotation system, which craters in week seven when he alternates Roger Staubach and Craig Morton on each offensive play in an embarrassing loss to a bad Chicago Bears team.
The offense settles down after Staubach is named the starter and the Cowboys run the table.
1993 — The Cowboys have little time to celebrate their third title before Emmitt Smith and Jerry Jones stage a contract showdown. Smith holds out and Dallas stumbes into the season with two losses. The team settles down and swaggers through the playoffs, though it has to overcome several key injuries, namely Mark Stepnoski’s ACL tear, Smith’s separated shoulder and Troy Aikman’s concussion, which wipes out his memory of the Super Bowl.
Simmering beneath the surface is the rift between Jones and Jimmy Johnson, which erupts almost immediately after they accept their second Lombardi trophy. Jimmy clumsily dodges a question in the locker room about his readiness to pursue a third consecutive title and days later mocks Jones on The Tonight Show. The J.J.s part shortly thereafter.
1995 — Dallas pursues it’s third title of the Jones era with the widely-despised Barry Switzer at the helm. Jones picks a fight with the league over sponsorship deals and is served with a lawsuit during a league meeting. The Cowboys are ripped for “buying a title” after they outbid San Francisco for Deion Sanders’ services. The cries for Switzer’s dismissal peak after his two 4th-and-1 gambles fail in Philadelphia. When Dallas beats the Steelers in the Super Bowl the sighs of relief are as loud as the cheers.
It seems the Cowboys require discord to fuel their title runs. Perhaps that’s why the Terry Glenn tiff feels like home; I’d be far more worried if everything were hunky dory.
I think many Cowboys fans feel the same way. One character trait I’ve noticed in the three plus years of running this site is that the Cowboys nation cannot exist without creating villains on their own team.
Look at the Parcells years. Drew Bledsoe was always the instant scapegoat, even when losses were not directly his fault. More recently, Julius Jones served as a whipping boy for the fans.
Even today, with the Cowboys coming off a 13-3 season, there are several black hats riding in the posse. I give you the Cowboys you love to hate, ‘08 edition:
- Roy Williams
- Terry Glenn
- Marcus Spears
- Bobby Carpenter
and give you these potential baddies:
- Wade Phillips
- Tony Romo
- Anthony Henry
- Adam Jones
- Tank Johnson
a former black hat gone straight:
- Flozell Adams
and these wild cards:
- Greg Ellis
- Terrell Owens
Too much controversy? Too many loose cannons? From my perspective, the blend looks great. The Cowboys thrive on crazy and Jerry has done his best the past two years to raise the instability quotient. Outsiders may deride his gambles on T.O. and the former Pacman Jones but team history suggests he’s right where he needs to be.
Baby Steps — The NFL Network Names Papa Lead Announcer
July 16, 2008
Football viewing just got a lot more enjoyable.
The NFL Network announced that long-time Giants play-by-play man Bob Papa will succeed Bryant Gumbel on the network’s broadcasts. I listen to a lot of games on Sirius radio and Papa stands out as one of the league’s better game callers. He has a pleasant voice and is all about the game.
He’s worlds better than the stuffy Gumbel, who is perhaps the only announcer whose narration could turn a porn film into a soporific. The man droned! What’s worse, Gumbel had this annoying habit of using baseball analogies and cliches to describe football situations. That’s like repeatedly discussing your last girlfriend in front of your new one. If you’re calling a football game, speak of it in footballese. Please.
First, ESPN dumped Joe Theismann. Now, the league shows Gumbel the door.
Baby steps, people. Baby steps.
New and Better Toys
July 14, 2008
The changes keep coming here at BSR.
– First, we’re going on the air. My radio partner Luis Rios and I have reached an agreement to create a training camp radio show for KSOX, the Espn affiliate in the Rio Grande Valley, Texas. We will have time Tuesday through Friday with an option to continue through the season.
I’m not sure of the fine points at this time but I’m hoping they’ll stream the show over the net and offer a toll free number for call ins so all you BSR regulars can listen and call in. I’ll keep you posted as the program develops.
– Check out the new E-Bay widget in the lower right hand corner, which shows Cowboys tickets for sale on their site. We get a cut from E-Bay’s cut on any tickets bought on a click-through from this site. It gives you a chance to help us while you help yourself.
Dallas May Be America’s Team…
July 4, 2008
but the Patriots are Hungary’s Team, dammit!
It seems the Hungarians also love themselves some Pittsburgh Steelers. The Cowboys, based on visitors, are mid-pack.
Submit Your Questions
July 2, 2008
… for my upcoming podcast with K.C. Joyner in the thread.
There are a lot of cornerback comparisons being submitted at this time, so I thought I would conduct my own. I’ve put together a spread sheet with the YPA averages for all NFC East CBs and some for CBs on other highly regarded units, like Denver’s, San Diego’s and Green Bay’s from 2004 through 2006.
I’m eagerly awaiting my copy of Scientific Football 2008 to factor in last year’s scores. I can tell you already that Philadelphia’s corners don’t match up to Dallas’. How do the Cowboys stack up against the rest of the field? Stay tuned.
I’m also going to list the top ten CBs by YPA over that four year span. I can also tell you that Terence Newman will rate veeeeery well but don’t yet know just how well.
Tabloid Tuesday — Pam Anderson, Jessica Simpson and DeSean Jackson
June 30, 2008
Never thought you would see those names together, did you?
– DeSean Jackson is upsetting some Eagles fans with his effusive praise of ’90s Cowboys greats. Nothing against the kid, but if he is in fact that second coming of Freddie Mitchell that’s okay with me.
– If you’re going to play the Tony and Jessica star-gazing game, link to the pros — the Brits.
Pam Anderson has aimed both guns at Jessica Simpson, calling her names and making accusations this family site can’t repeat. 
What will Tony do? What will he say? Can we get all three of them in that Australian Big Brother house? And if we could, who do you bet on — Daisy Duke or Borat’s girl?
Bring the popcorn, T.O.
The Blue Album
June 30, 2008
This is Spinal Tap viewers will recall the band’s opus “Smell the Glove” was delayed because the original cover, showing a woman having a gloved hand shoved in her face, was deemed sexist. It was reworked as the famous — or infamous — “Black Album.”
Press in the Metroplex are composing what I’ll term The Blue Album, with the working title “Smell the Jock.”
Tony Romo, Tough ‘08 Matchups and Who Needs a 2nd Receiver? K.C. Joyner Returns, Part II
June 30, 2008
Today, K.C. turns his attention to the offensive side of the ball.
BSR: Last year your write up of Tony Romo said he was probably NFL QB at intermediate range throws. How would you rate his ‘07 game. Did he improve, regress or stay about the same?
Joyner: I think he regressed a little bit. His bad decisions increased. I think teams forced him to be more patient, to be willing to go down the field in 10 to 12 yard throws. He wasn’t always willing to do this, as you saw in the Buffalo game.
BSR: I’m amazed at the amount of abuse he gets because the Cowboys lost to the Giants. He’s only played one full season in the league and he’s sometimes portrayed as a failure, as if he’s got this long habit of choking that he needs to overcome.
Joyner: I know what you’re saying. I remember when he dropped the field goal snap in Seattle in ‘06 and people were telling me his career was over, and I remember saying, “no, that’s a good NFL quarterback.”
He’s not the guy who’s going to be the benefit of the doubt. When Peyton Manning started in Indy, he was the cornerstone. They had a ton invested him and he had a reputation for being the hardest working guy on the team, so even though he had trouble in his early playoffs he was given a lot of slack.
The press sees Romo with starlets and they see Joe Namath. He’s not given a lot of slack.
Roger Staubach was an excellent quarterback but he lost Super Bowl 10 to the Steelers, he lost to them in ‘77 when Dallas won the title, he lost Super Bowl 13 the following year and lost Super Bowl 13 and a half in ‘79. He was 0-4 against Terry Bradshaw and the Steelers but you never hear, “oh, Roger could never beat the Steelers.”
BSR: Adam Schefter of the NFL Network reported that Dallas was supposedly interested in Joe Horn. Does he have anything left?
Joyner: Joe Horn did not have enough attempts to qualify for my ratings but his numbers were between five and six, which are not good.
I have to wonder why they feel they need another complementary receiver. I have a new rating this year, where I look at how a receiver did against three different classes of corners. I classify any CB with a YPA below 7 yards as a red corner, a CB with a YPA between 7 and 9 as a yellow corner and any corner with a YPA above 9 as a green corners. Reds are matchups you tend to avoid, yellows you attack with caution and greens are great matchups for a quarterback.
Last year, Patrick Crayton had a 5.4 YPA against red corners, which is not very good. But his YPA against yellow CBs and against green CBs was above nine. Now a YPA around ten will usually rate a receiver at the top of the league.
This means that when he was not matched up against elite corners, Patrick Crayton was a very effective receiver.
Look, Terrell Owens will probably have 150 passes thrown his way. Jason Witten will get another 100 to 120. Crayton will probably get 90 to 100 balls. The running backs and backup tight ends will get maybe 60 or so. That’s just over 400 attempts. How much will Dallas need another receiver?
Here’s another reason why I wonder if Dallas needs another receiver. I used the red/yellow/green system to rate the matchups each QB will face in ‘08, giving a zero every time a QB faces a red CB, one point for a yellow CB and two for a green one.
Tony Romo has the lowest matchup total for any QB entering 2008, meaning he faces the hardest schedule passing wise. When the Cowboys coaches look at their opponents I think they’ll rely on their running game more this season. Now, every other NFC East QB will also have a tough road, but Romo has the most difficult schedule, period.
BSR: How do you rate Dallas’ chances, given Romo’s matchup problems? 2007 came to a disappointing end but I never wavered from my belief that the ‘07 Cowboys were not going all the way. Their defense was not finished. I think they’re close enough to being complete this time. They didn’t match up against New England and could not match the Giants in producing a rush with four men.
Joyner: I think the Cowboys have an excellent chance. They have arguably the most talented team in the NFC, with San Diego being arguably the most talented team in the AFC.
BSR: Careful, K.C., you’re stealing my thunder. Dallas and San Diego meet in their first pre-season games and I see them squaring off again in the Super Bowl. Thanks again for joining us.
– K.C. Joyner will be featured in a BSR podcast later this week to answer more questions, promote “Scientific Football 2008,” his new cornerback tracking service and “Blindsided,” a new book which aims to puncture several football myths. If you have a question for K.C., post it in the thread.
Widgets? We Ain’t Got No Widgets…
June 29, 2008
…we don’t need no widgets!
I don’t have to show you any stinkin’ widgets!
Ah, but you DO need widgets.
And we’ve GOT some stinkin’ widgets!
Look down in the lower left hand column. Get your BSR widget, and ensure you won’t miss a single report from camp.
If you don’t, Fred C. Dobbs gets it!
Coming Attactions, Rock-Hard Performance Boosters and a Final Camp Pitch
June 27, 2008
– The NFL year is heading farther into the dead zone, with the coaches due to take their vacations before the camp grind begins. The team did release its camp schedule so we have a target. Workouts begin on July 25th, just four weeks from today.
We’re not slowing down here at BSR. I’m interviewing K.C. Joyner tonight and will publish his comments over the weekend. We’ll be talking about Adam Jones, the Cowboys secondary in general, T.O., possible second wideouts, Tony Romo and a host of other topics.
K.C. will also discuss Scientific Football 2008, which is about to be released, and a new cornerback tracking feature that his web site will feature this year. Check in for that.
We’re also going to talk about Cowboys fandom with the folks at Barry Switzer Ate My Hamster Too, better known as The Hamster, a U.K.-based Cowboys fanzine that’s been around since the mid ’90s. The lads will tell us what it’s like to root for the good team from almost half way around the globe. I wonder if they have any Page 3 girls for their fanzine? Hmmmm, I wonder if we can get some Page 3 girls for BSR!? (Page 3 Girls are a “feature” of The Sun, the biggest daily “red top” in England. Warning — may not be work safe.)
– They’re not just corking their bats any more — A few years ago, when Viagra was first introduced, an NBA official joked that “the league should test for a lot of drugs but if it really wants to scare the players, it should announce its testing for Viagra.”
Seems there might be something to that line. Sports officials now think the little blue pill might enhance on-field performance. The major sports leagues might just have to test for it after all — or put medicine jars full of them in every trainers room!
Viva Viagra indeed.
Finally — we’re in the home stretch of our fund drive. We’re at $1,835 now and are closing in on $2,000, which is the amount which would make it comfortable for me to cover all two initial weeks of camp. I’m closing the drive on Monday, so pitch in if you can and help us reach our goal.
A big thanks to the generous people who have already donated. We won’t let you down.
Tony Romo — Clothes Horse?
June 26, 2008
Years ago, in a past life, I used to teach video production at a major Midwestern university. This was in the mid ’90s, when Starter ran an ad promoting their sports hats which featured several young men mugging for the camera and mouthing an irritating ditty that began, “first you twist the hat, then you turn the hat…”
You then did a hundred other things with the hat. The ad so saturated the target markets’ collective consciousness that nearly every backwards-baseball cap-wearing frat boy in the class used this commercial as their model for the first assignment — a short, ten-shot video clip. The “parodies” were so numerous and so brain dead that all the instructors banned them, before we were driven to strike our eyes out.
I bring this up because the Sports Business Journal announced Monday that Starter is nearing a deal with Romo that would make him the highest paid shoe and apparel endorser in the league. The match is ideal; Romo is the Peter Pan of the frat-boy set, the 28 year old QB who still wears his cap backwards and probably will when he’s in a rocking chair.
On a more abstract level, the Romo deal reminds us, yet again, of a painful truth: the NFL and fashion don’t mix.
Now, hold your cards and letters. I’m not talking about actual game items like jerseys, which can be stylish in the right context. I’m talking about the league’s regrettable forays into daily apparel.
Let’s begin with those abstract abominations that all coaches have to wear on the sidelines. The NFL apparel folks have calmed down in recent years, giving us more simpler shirts and sweaters, but in the Jimmy/Barry days of the ’90s, the geometry got out of hand:
Barry’s league-mandated attire is a far cry from the simple, understated team color- matching outfits Tom Landry wore on the sidelines. Imagine if Tom had continued coaching into the ’90s. He too would have been outfitted in shirts like this.
It just doesn’t fit, does it? When Mike Nolan offered the league a chance to revive the suits and ties Landry and Hank Stram wore in the ’60s and ’70s, he was initially turned down.
The No-Fun-League label apparently extends to coaches garb too.
Of course, coaching attire looks classic next to that all time football-related mistake — zubaz pants.
The zebra warmup look was also big in the mid-’90s. Nobody should have worn them and the league would have done society a favor by banning them from stadiums or at least from being worn by anybody with a waist larger than 34 inches.
They became so ubiquitous that a major men’s magazine put them atop a list of items for men to avoid.
And don’t think for a second that we’re free of the zubaz scourge. They’re part of the official clothing line for this summer’s Republican National Convention. Take a pot shot at the GOP on this one if that’s your inclination. I’ll blame the NFL.
So you see, Romo’s past fashion sense and the league’s fashion faux-pas have me concerned that parts of the upcoming line could be stone-cold cringeworthy. The last Romo-related attempt at NFL fashion has been sent so deep down the memory hole it could suck the universe in behind it. How could you forget:
That’s official league issue folks. Note the NFL shield, the team name and the star mark on the sleeve. These pink beauties were sold on the team’s site last year. Now, I understand, they’re almost impossible to find.
I don’t know if the team snapped up the remaining stock after the vicious public reaction following the Cowboys’ loss to Philly or the Simpson clan bought up every last one to keep them off the market. Whatever the case, I hope, for Tony Romo’s sake and for those who will buy his sponsored apparel, that the Romo line proves more lucky and more lasting than Jessica’s pink jersey.
And I hope for my sake that the Starter people don’t try to re-invent casual male fashion with Romo-Wear. I taught college boys once. Seeing men my age sporting the Tony Romo forever-frat boy look might drive me insane.
In Other News:
– The Rams are rumored to be considering a move back to Los Angeles after the 2014 season, given an escape clause in their St. Louis lease that will kick in if the team’s stadium revenue is not in the top quarter.
Wade Phillips Year Two
June 24, 2008
Last month I wrote a piece on the “Wade Phillips Effect” showing how Phillips had improved his new teams in his first year running their defenses. With Phillips entering year two at Dallas there were lots of calls for a follow up assessing his second year at each stop. Here it is.
Stop One — Philadelphia, ‘86 through ‘88
Jeff Fisher and Gregg Williams come to mind when you think Buddy Ryan disciples, but Phillips was Ryan’s first DC when Buddy took over the Eagles.
| Team | Record | Pts. Allowed | Rank | Rush Rank | Pass Rank |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| ‘85 Eagles | 7-9 | 310 | 10th | 5th | 21st |
| ‘86 Eagles | 5-10-1 | 312 | 12th | 15th | 19th |
| ‘87 Eagles | 7-8 | 380 | 25th | 9th | 28th |
It’s hard to get a full reading on the ‘87 team, since ‘87 was the strike year and the Eagles made no attempt to field a competitive strike team, going 0-3 in those games. This defense had a poor secondary and a very good run defense, with rookie DT Jerome Brown stepping in to join ends Reggie White and Clyde Simmons. The Eagles ranked 9th in rush defense that year but probably would have finished in the top five in a regular season — they allowed 90.3 yards with the regulars but the replacements gave up over 156 per game.
Stop Two — Denver, 1989 through 1994
Phillips gets control of a 3-4, taking over for long time 34 guru Joe Collier under Dan Reeves.
| Team | Record | Pts. Allowed | Rank | Rush Rank | Pass Rank |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| ‘88 Broncos | 8-8 | 352 | 20th | 27th | 7th |
| ‘89 Broncos | 11-5 | 226 | 1st | 7th | 3rd |
| ‘90 Broncos | 5-11 | 374 | 23th | 17th | 21th |
Phillips performed a miracle in ‘89, taking a unit that ranked ‘20th overall in ‘88 and pushing it to #1 in points allowed. Karl Mecklenberg was back that year after missing 7 games in ‘88 but the revelation was rookie Steve Atwater, who anchored the secondary.
The team never recovered from giving up 55 points to San Francisco in the Super Bowl and collapsed in ‘90, dropping across the board, though the defense returned almost intact. Was this a hangover, or just a temperamental bunch? The Broncos were an up-and-down group, finishing 3rd, 19th, 10th and 23rd in points allowed the last four years of Phillips’ stay in Denver.
Stop Three — Buffalo, 1995 through 2000
| Team | Record | Pts. Allowed | Rank | Rush Rank | Pass Rank |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| ‘94 Bills | 7-9 | 356 | 22nd | 8th | 21st |
| ‘95 Bills | 10-6 | 335 | 12th | 11th | 20th |
| ‘96 Bills |
10-6 | 266 | 6th | 14th | 8th |
The ‘06 Bills were old and past their Super Bowl days, but Phillips’ defense carried Marv Levy’s squad to their last playoff tourney, posting defensive number as good as the Super Bowl teams of ‘91 and ‘93.
Stop Four — Atlanta, 2002-2003
| Team | Record | Pts. Allowed | Rank | Rush Rank | Pass Rank |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| ‘01 Falcons | 7-9 | 377 | 24st | 21st | 13th |
| ‘02 Falcons | 9-6-1 | 314 | 8th | 23rd | 16th |
| ‘03 Falcons |
5-11 | 422 | 30th | 29th | 32nd |
Phillips squeezed the last juice out of an aging Falcons’ D in ‘02 but in ‘03, the greybeards collapsed together. This was almost to a man the same defense that took the field in the Super Bowl five years earlier against the Broncos. Only two starters, Patrick Kerney and Keith Brookings, were under 30 and they were 27 and 28 respectively.
Stop Five, San Diego 2004 - 2006
Phillips joins Marty Schottenheimer and contributes to an 8 win turnaround. Players like Drew Brees say he made the biggest difference in the transformation.
| Team | Record | Pts. Allowed | Rank | Rush Rank | Pass Rank |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| ‘03 Chargers | 4-12 | 441 | 31st | 26th | 23rd |
| ‘04 Chargers | 12-4 | 313 | 11th | 1st | 32nd |
| ‘05 Chargers |
9-7 | 312 | 13th | 1st | 28th |
Phillips used NT Jamal Williams as the anchor in his league-best run defense in ‘04, contributing to a 128 drop in points allowed. In ‘05, he treaded water, keeping his top rush ranking and improving just slightly in pass defense.
The Chargers’ secondary was pedestrian and the Chargers attacked the problem by drafting more rushers — Shawne Merriman and Shaun Phillips were on the ‘05 roster but only got 10 and 3 starts respectively. The next year they opened at the OLB spots and combined for 28.5 sacks after notching 17 together in ‘05. Their big sack totals helped the pass defense jump from 28th in ‘04 to 13th in ‘06.
Stop Six, Dallas 2007 to present
| Team | Record | Pts. Allowed | Rank | Rush Rank | Pass Rank |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| ‘06 Cowboys | 9-7 | 350 | 20th | 10th | 24th |
| ‘07 Cowboys | 13-3 | 325 | 13th | 6th | 13th |
| ‘08 Cowboys |
? | ? | ? | ? | ? |
The results are a mixed bag. Where Phillips has veterans with some tread left, as in Buffalo, he got performance. On the other hand, he had decent defenses fall apart on him in Denver and in Atlanta, though the Falcons unit didn’t boast the talent that his Bill, Chargers and Broncos Ds did.
His Eagles defense was very young and incomplete. Blue-chip CB Eric Allen and S Izell Reese were still in college Phillips’ last year there. His Chargers units were maturing up front but the secondary had yet to jell, something that did not occur until last year, when Antonio Cromartie blossomed.
Phillips has as much overall talent as he did anywhere else. He’s got top pass rushers, as he did in Philly, Denver and San Diego.
What he lacked at all other stops and what he has in Dallas, is depth in his secondary. If you’re looking for a parallel with past Phillips defenses, based on talent and age, I’d point to his San Diego squads. That’s reason for optimism, in my opinion.
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Interns Wanted
June 20, 2008
We’re looking for two collegian sports and media types who want to play the blogging game. I’m willing to write letters, send e-mails, etc. to help you get departmental credit, if your major requires you to take internships.
Help us roll out some new features and get priceless instruction from me! (I’m only half joking.)
If you’re interested, use the contact link and let us know.
Countdown to Camp
We’re wrapping up our fundraiser at the end of June. We’ve done very well, as you can see, but need to reach $2000 to ensure I can cover two weeks of camp and so Raul and I can cover our moving expenses. (Our lawyer is a nice guy, but he still wants to be paid.)
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Cowboys Going All Web 2.0 On Us
June 20, 2008
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